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Which amuses me for no good reason except that the words "Chief Drogba Freed" appearing in the middle of a whole bunch of German seem even funnier* than they might otherwise.

Re: Von Miss Victoria Fred,
Abidjan, Côte d'Ivoire,
West Afrika.

Appell für dringende Interventionen
Liebe,

Im Vertrauen, ich habe mich denn ich bin Miss einzuführen Victoria Fred, 21 Jahre alt, das einzige Kind des verstorbenen Chief Drogba Freed, möchte ich für Ihre Unterstützung bei meinen Bemühungen, die Übertragung meiner ererbten Mittel für Investitionen zu beschaffen Ventures Overseas Anfrage . Ich habe sieben Millionen fünfhunderttausend US-Dollar ($ 7, 500, 000.00) hier in meinem Namen als nächsten Angehörigen mit einem der Prime Bank hier und ich werde Ihre Unterstützung bei der Aufnahme die Übertragung der Guthaben auf Ihrem lokalen Bankkontos benötigen Investitionen für Zwecke wie die Real Estate Management und Stock Market Business.

Wie es ist, ist mein Wunsch, um über Ihr Land gekommen, um meine Kenntnisse zu vertiefen, während Sie sich um die Investition des Geldes nehmen. Ich freue mich, Ihnen 20% der Gesamtsumme für Ihre Kooperation. Ich werde sehr dankbar wenn Sie mir mit dringenden Versand zu ermöglichen, mich beraten Sie über die Modalitäten zurückkehren können. Ich warte im Vorgriff auf Ihre sofortige Antwort zu erhalten.

Schöne Grüße von mir,
Miss Victoria Fred.

*Yes, OK, I shouldn't make fun of non-British names but you're a spammer. I feel entitled to take my laughs where I can get them.

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