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So B and I ended up watching this almost entirely forgettable swords-and-sorcery movie last night which rejoiced in the name of Kull the Conqueror. It is, apparently, an adaptation of a Robert E. Howard Conan book but with the hero replaced by Kull, much as the first Conan movie is a reworking of a Kull novel (I hope everyone is still following).

It all proceeded much as you would expect with Kevin Sorbo never knowingly over-dressed* throughout and a truly spectacular array of terrible wigs. Then halfway through the first act up pops Douglas Henshall from Primeval

in a wig.

Getting his just deserts

Anyway, just to note that I spent a lot of yesterday evening giggling at material which I think was intended to be entirely serious.

* though, it must be said, it wins points, as a movie, for being clearly far more interested in getting the leading man's kit off than the leading lady's.

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reggietate.livejournal.com

*howls* Thank you so much for posting this, I can barely type for laughing... :-)

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purplecat

There are very few screencaps on line displaying this movie's wigs in all their finery (can't think why :-) ). Our Dougie actually got off fairly lightly I think, at least compared to poor old Edward Tudor-Pole.

Not his finest hour though.

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reggietate.livejournal.com

*g* He'd probably want to hide behind the sofa in embarrassment if he happened to catch it on TV! Poor chap, and he has such lovely hair of his own.

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purplecat

At least we can now be grateful for his S3 hair however floppy instead of fluffy it becomes...

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munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com

OMG, his eyes in that last pic! *sporfle*

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purplecat

Well, you know, if Tia Carrere in a bad wig had just burned a hole through your brain you might look a tad surprised.

Words can not do justice to the comedy backwards topple from a window that followed.

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cairmen.livejournal.com

Oh, Kull's a classic of its kind.

Key words being "Of its kind"...

(If you enjoyed this, you might like "The Beastmaster" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083630/) too.

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purplecat

It had a high cheese factor which made it remarkably watchable and a plot sufficiently straightforward to avoid too much risk of plot holes.

I'm not sure I'd actively seek out more of its ilk, but for a way to pass an evening in front of the telly it served its purpose.

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It's a sad fact that whereas there are lots of excellent SF films, half-decent fantasy films can be counted in single figures:

The Lord of the Rings (which I'm counting as one film)
Excalibur
The Thirteenth Warrior
Beowulf
Errr...

Kiddy stuff doesn't count.

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philmophlegm.livejournal.com

Sorry - forgot The Princess Bride.

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purplecat

Hmm.... not seen Beowulf and, despite my love of Antonio Banderas, I can't say I'm much enamoured of The Thirteenth Warrior.

I quite like LadyHawke though, although that would appear to be something of a minority opinion. I'm struggling to think of others though - would Highlander count as fantasy?

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philmophlegm.livejournal.com

I'll let you count Highlander as fantasy, but not as good!

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philmophlegm.livejournal.com

I'd not heard of LadyHawke, and looking it up at IMDB and seeing that it featured Michelle Pfeiffer prompted me to remember another good fantasy film: Stardust.

I don't know whether to allow made-for-TV films or not. If I did, I'd include both of Sky's Terry Pratchett adaptations - Hogfather and The Colour of Magic.

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purplecat

You're right, Stardust is good.

I'd probably include Time Bandits as well.

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philmophlegm.livejournal.com

Oh yeah - Time Bandits. Agreed.

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wellinghall.livejournal.com

Which of the half-dozen versions of Beowulf are you thinking of?

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philmophlegm.livejournal.com

The one with Ray Winstone in.

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philmophlegm.livejournal.com

The Ray Winstone one is (I think) the only one I've seen. Researching some of the others suggests I haven't missed much. Would you include any of them on a list of half-decent fantasy films?

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wellinghall.livejournal.com

No; but some people wouldn't even include the Ray Winstone version in those ranks, which is why I asked.

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king-pellinor.livejournal.com

The Iron Crown :-D

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philmophlegm.livejournal.com

I had to look that one up too (I'm no expert on Italian cinema in the era of Mussolini).

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king-pellinor.livejournal.com

Neither am I, but it was on when I was making a cloak for a LARP event a few weeks ago, and I got engrossed :-)

Big battles, dramatic effects, hero having a silly gimmick weapon - excellent stuff :-D

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madscribbles.livejournal.com

*sporfles*

That's just... wrong. *giggles madly*

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purplecat

It took me a while first to work out where I'd seen him before and then to convince myself it really was Douglas Henshall. After that I just giggled every time he showed up, although I was giggling quite a bit anyway - mostly at inappropriately serious moments.

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fredbassett

Oh. My. God.

*sporfles*

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purplecat

I know...

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purplecat

He obviously hasn't seen a lot of fantasy films because, as they go, this one was pretty competent. The plot was dull and predictable but basically held together, the acting was uninspired but basically competent.

I hope you don't mind my linking to your screencap. I tend to figure that my journal has sufficiently little traffic not to cause a problem to anyone's bandwidth.

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fredbassett

LOL, the nice thing about DH is that he doesn't seem to take himself seriously.

Thanks for the link.

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