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Last year I helped judge one of the rounds of Google's Science Fair. Yay! For which they paid me. Frankly, not so Yay! Because HMRC. So in January I attempted to sign-up for Tax Self-Assessment. The website said it needed to send me registration code by mail, so I sighed, clicked the button and hoped it would reach me before the online self-assessment deadline. It didn't, though in the interim I was told that since I was paid in July 2015 I wouldn't actually need to fill in the online self-assessment until January 2017 - have no idea if this information was accurate or not.

About two weeks after the self-assessment deadline I get an email from HMRC saying they can't send me a code since they already sent me one in 2008 (when I also foolishly allowed someone to pay me a few hundred extra quid for something). Possibly fortunately I had kept records. About half-an-hour of going around in circles on the self-assessment website later I manage to create a new account (or possibly reactivate my old account or who knows?) only to be redirected to a self-assessment calculator thing which informed me that since I had earned under £2,500 and was otherwise in full-time employment paying tax via PAYE I shouldn't fill in a self-assessment but should instead phone the HMRC Tax Helpline and get them to reclaim the extra money by PAYE.

I did this, this morning. First I had to get through the voice recognition software that wanted me to explain my problem to it in simple terms. It would then tell me what it thought my problem was and I would disagree with it. In the end I told it I wanted to pay more tax, which seemed to get its attention. It read me a little information about what to do if I had been sent notification of an under-payment by HMRC, extracted my name, postcode and national insurance number, before eventually passing me on to someone who had as much difficulty understanding my accent as I did theirs. I explained I had earned extra money last year. They told me to fill in a self-assessment form. I told them that the self-assessment website had told me that the sum wasn't enough for self-assessment and should be included in my PAYE code. They asked me to repeat how much I had earned and then muttered for a bit, presumably inputting stuff into computers. Then they asked me what my annual salary was. Since Liverpool has just moved pay-slips online I then had to log into the Liverpool HR website and multiply my payslip by 12. They then checked the amount I had earned extra - which they had wrong, so I corrected them. Then they informed me that I owed an extra £90 in tax and that a new tax code would be sent to my employer.

I've agreed to judge for Google again this summer. I'm half tempted to waive the fee because paying tax on this sort of money is just as tortuous as I recall from last time around and I'm not sure it's worth the time and effort involved.

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Date: 2016-03-09 03:21 pm (UTC)
isis: (geeky)
From: [personal profile] isis
Wow, that's insane. At least US taxes are fairly easy on the mechanics of extra income. But yay judging science fairs! I do local judging of our middle-school regional science fair and it's great fun. (And I just get a free breakfast and lunch, which don't need to be declared...)

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Date: 2016-03-09 12:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-cubed.livejournal.com
It could be worse. They still haven't got overseas reports under the online self-assessment. I had a 50p overpayment of tax this year (I'm required to submit a self-assessment since I rent a property in the UK, though I don't earn enough from it to get taxed on the income at present), Since I couldn't do the online form but submitted in January, I had a GBP100 fine. Sigh.

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Date: 2016-03-09 03:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-cubed.livejournal.com
Nah, the fine was for submitting in January when a paper submission has to be in by end September (or October, I forget which). This was for 2014-2015 financial year. Yes, I had from May 2015 to do this, so it's mostly my own fault, but it's still really annoying that the actually relatively simple overseas return element isn't in their online system unless I buy (and can run) proprietary software which can submit an electronic return outside the web interface. If there's one group that for both HMRC and the taxpayer would really benefit from online returns, it's ex-pats.

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Date: 2016-03-09 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bookwormsarah.livejournal.com
Oh what a nightmare. I hate voice recognition with a passion after a miserable session with National Rail Enquiries

"Please state the station you are travelling from"
"Oxford"
"Uxbridge. Is this correct?"
"No. OxFORD."
"Uxbridge. Is this correct?"
"OXford"
"Uxbridge. Is this correct?"
"OXferd"
"Uxbridge. Is this correct?"
"Orchsforrrrd"
"Uxbridge. Is this correct?"
*gentle weeping*

Could you ask that the fee goes to a charity of your choice?

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Date: 2016-03-09 02:51 pm (UTC)
liadt: Close up of smiling Rose with text at bottom (Cat face paw)
From: [personal profile] liadt
Prob shouldn't say this, but can you get them to pay in cash?

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Date: 2016-03-09 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-cubed.livejournal.com
From my experience with Google (they sponsored a speaker at a conference I ran), almost certainly not. They're a large multinational. They pay very little tax by running all sorts of dodges only feasible when you can pay peoples hundreds of thousands of dollars per year to save you millions in tax liabilities. They are therefore very very strict on how they do their financial dealings.

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Date: 2016-03-09 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] king-pellinor.livejournal.com
Not really: they pay little tax in the UK by not doing most of the valuable stuff here, so there's not a lot of profit here.

It's the sort of thing that's perfectly feasible when you're working in many countries, and can choose which country to base which operation in. It's quite simple, really: I could run you through the important aspects of minimising your UK tax liability in that sort of situation in a brief meeting, and could give you proper advice on it for single thousands, rather than hundreds of the things. The media have massively over-hyped this, in my (professional) opinion.

But yes, they are strict about accounting for stuff properly :-)

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Date: 2016-03-09 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-cubed.livejournal.com
You could also possibly get them to pay the University instead of you. They'd probably like that - see my other comment about their tax avoidance approach. UoR had a nice scheme whereby such income could be taken in by the university and used by the academic for any valid academic purpose - in latter years they even allowed one to take a modest salary bonus from it.
If Liverpool had some similar scheme, that might be more worthwhile than the hassle over taxes for the money in your personal pocket.

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Date: 2016-03-10 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-cubed.livejournal.com
AH, that crap. Yes, I've come across that at other universities. One of the nice things about the Reading scheme was that as long as the academic (or academic-related) staff member was at the university, the fund stayed. There was a get out clause that if there was a LOT of money in there and it wasn't being turned over, the head of school could, with consultation, skim some of it back into school funds. That decision was subjecct to appeal through the usual kinds of channels, though, and heads of school didn't generally do it without agreement. Some people did build up the funds to the point where they could fund or part-fund a PhD student, for example, so built them up for four or five years.
As I was leaving, they seemed to lose the plot, though, and started whittling away at the scheme. In particular they started to cover un-funded EU project taxes from the fund, including not only money contributed from that grant (one of the nice things was that a small proportion of overheads for most external grants would flow into the fund) but all the money in that. Those with large EU projects would then find themselves with nothing left, ever.

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Date: 2016-03-10 05:05 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] fififolle
Ugh, yes, it is such a pain. I really gave up doing locums to avoid such drama.
A letter is totally the way to go. I keep a template letter handy :)

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