3 stars: item didn't arrive, no contact... but, hey, at least they didn't infect my computer with a hideous virus, so mustn't grumble, worse things happen at sea, it will all seem better after a nice cup of tea.
2 stars: item didn't arrive, no contact... and now they've stolen my details and emptied out my bank account, but, well, mustn't grumble, at least we've got our health.
1 star: item didn't arrive, no contact about the missing item... but two days later, they sent a horde of Vikings to pillage the neighbourhood, a dragon to burn my house and a demon to steal my soul. I'm not one normally one to complain, but this is really not on!
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3 stars: item didn't arrive, no contact... but, hey, at least they didn't infect my computer with a hideous virus, so mustn't grumble, worse things happen at sea, it will all seem better after a nice cup of tea.
2 stars: item didn't arrive, no contact... and now they've stolen my details and emptied out my bank account, but, well, mustn't grumble, at least we've got our health.
1 star: item didn't arrive, no contact about the missing item... but two days later, they sent a horde of Vikings to pillage the neighbourhood, a dragon to burn my house and a demon to steal my soul. I'm not one normally one to complain, but this is really not on!